Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Scripture Humor

Ryan as he was eating ice cream and playing his new Math DS game:

"I love this so much, I'm going to marry it."

(Mom) "What are you talking about- your math game or the ice cream?"

(Ryan) "Both. They're awesome."

(Emma) "No Ryan, you can only marry one person."

(Ryan) "Well then, I'll just have to have a concubine."

What?????? We died. But hey, at least they are getting something from the scriptures.

6 comments:

Cormorant said...

Nice! Ha ha.

Chelsea said...

Oh my gosh, Marisa, that is hilarious! Nice Ryan. Just what we wanted you to notice about the scriptures. hahah!

Jade said...

Hahaha, Marisa that's so funny. Scriptures are not as cut and dry as I thought they'd be. For instance, Ezra really hates heaven. I've tried to explain what it is because I'm convinced if he only knew, he would feel differently. But he goes all bonkers when the subject comes up. Love and miss you guys. Wish I could be there to help with post-op stuff, but know that you are in my prayers.

Lisa said...

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Honestly, Luke and I are DIE-ING!

Rachel said...

LOL. I'm so glad you wrote the quote down for the archives. I'm assuming the ice cream is the concubine?

the Sayler's said...

very funny - kids are the best!